Naked buttocks predict future

Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, A 39 year old blind psychic from Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, Germany, claims that people's buttocks could be use to predict ones future. He asserts that they have the similar outline like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to disclose much about their personality and fate. By means of his fingers he could identify along a number of lines on the facade of a client's bare buttocks; he says he can notify them about their future financial accomplishment, family existence, wellbeing and happiness. He says lines representing achievement, career and artistic skills usually extend inwards from the outer boundary of the buttocks, while an additional five lines spread outwards. "An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life," he said. "A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth." He is quick to fire any suggestion that his buttock examining might be aggravated by anything other than an indisputable aspiration to predict people's future.